Sunday, April 30, 2006


SHAQ MORE ON THE PATERNITY ATTACK

Shaquille O'Neal's wife, Shaunie Nelson, is due to deliver the couple's fourth child - a girl - today at South Miami Hospital. That will be six kids for Shaq (he has a daughter and Shaunie has a son from previous relationships).

No signs of a letdown from the "Shaq Daddy" department, but he sure can't get his feet off the ground like he once did as a Blue Chip. To make matters worse, in the years to come, Shaq (pictured) may be celebrating his upcoming daughter's birthday during the same time the Miami Heat embarrassingly lost to the younger Chicago Bulls. Yesterday, the "Baby Bulls" tied the series at two games apiece. In Game 3, Shaq had just eight points to go along with seven turnovers against a weak frontline of Malik Allen and Michael Sweetney.

Speaking of the "Baby Bulls," Shaq should name his infant Beth - the closest female version to Ben - after Bulls guard Ben Gordon who has completely ripped through the Heat perimeter defense like a scissor. Respect is due and it should be wrapped in Shaq-a-Claus' pink blanket.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey men get baby blues too!!! I always wondered how these athletes are able to keep a satisfactory home life and concentrate on their sport on the road. Van Gundy said he left the Heat because he wanted to be with his family...of course he was not a player...Well, girls are an upper and I hope his new daughter brings him some luck for the upcoming games. Success as a father unlike his basketball days will give him a bigger pay off in the long run. Thanks for keeping us up-to-date on Heat news! Congats Shaq and Shaunie!!!

Anonymous said...

one more and he can start his own home team! he seems to be better at slam-dunking babies than basketballs these days. perhaps now he can turn his attention back to the game at hand and win one for his other home team.

Anonymous said...

hey J Mosiah here; funny about shaq. let's hope that the the ice cold daddy well heat up tonight.